This vampire fad has been going on forever… But like all trends, it has to end sometime — hopefully soon. While it would seem that pop culture is entertaining the idea of werewolf or zombie fiction as a replacement for vampire mania, those two trends have yet to catch on. What will be the next “big thing”? In this scientific study of collective psychology, marketing, and teen angst, we’ve determined the top five fads likely to replace vampire fiction. Click on the cockatrice to read the article…and also because the cockatrice wills it to be so… You don’t want to tick off the cockatrice, do you? DO YOU?
Hey, geeky lovebirds! Are you thinking about romantically leveling up, marriage-style? Want your proposal to be as nerdy as you are? Look no further. Here are the best venues for a geeky proposal. Commitment FTW! Click the oh-so-bucolic Warcraft setting to read the article!
Everyone knows that oysters, chocolate, and ground up rhino horn are reputed to be aphrodisiacs. But have you ever noticed a tingling in your loins after a midnight snack? Some of the most potent aphrodisiacs might be in your pantry, microwave, or fridge right now. Believe it or not, the following foods are guaranteed to rev up your sex drive! Click on the succulent waffle fries to read the article!
The 1990s brought us some iconic television programming. These shows produced some of the most celebrated TV partners, duos, and buddies the small screen has ever seen. Just think of all the hijinks brought to us by Fox Mulder & Dana Scully, Pinky & The Brain, Jack McFarland & Karen Walker, The Fresh Prince & Carlton Banks, Frasier & Niles Crane, Lucas Wolenczak & Darwin the Dolphin, Chandler Bing & Joey Tribbiani, and of, course, Ren & Stimpy. These pairs provided us hours — nay — days — nay –years of entertainment. Imagine what would happen if you switched up television twosomes? Check out these re-imagined duos and find out what shenanigans these new partners might get up to in some of the zaniest shows that could have existed — only in the ’90s. Click on The Fresh Prince to read the article!
Isn’t it about time that Cthulhu, in his infinite power and glory, conquered Hollywood? Good news, Cthulhu-enthusiasts, the Elder God is a film studio exec now! He has horrible and genius plans for the silver screen: He’ll stop at nothing to star in remakes of some of the most beloved films of all time. Cthulhu has commenced his Hollywood mission by taking over his favorite genre: The romantic comedy. After all, you can’t spell Lovecraft without L-O-V-E. Click on the all-powerful Elder God to read the article!
Breaking news, citizens of Earth! We just built a shiny new rocket ship capable of transporting a team of five to Mars! Even more breaking news: We have a time machine! “Time machine plus space ship, what does that mean?” Inquisitive Earthlings want to know. Why, we can send a mission to Mars manned by the best-qualified characters from history. Click the Crocodile Hunter to read the rest of the article.
In an alternate universe, what if heaven looked a whole lot like Star Trek’s starship Enterprise? And, what if wizards and witches who died in the Harry Potter universe went there when they passed? Yes, nerdgasm! Sometimes when you die, you go to heaven. Sometimes when you die, wires get crossed and you get beamed aboard the Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Click on Whoopi to read the rest of the article.