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Feb
24thRebooted Hollywood Rom-Coms Starring Cthulhu [Comediva.com Article]

Isn’t it about time that Cthulhu, in his infinite power and glory, conquered Hollywood?  Good news, Cthulhu-enthusiasts, the Elder God is a film studio exec now!  He has horrible and genius plans for the silver screen:  He’ll stop at nothing to star in remakes of some of the most beloved films of all time.

Cthulhu has commenced his Hollywood mission by taking over his favorite genre:  The romantic comedy.  After all, you can’t spell Lovecraft without L-O-V-E.

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