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  • May
    20th
    Kara’s Kitchen Ep. 1

    Kara's Kitchen

    Our new Battlestar Galactica parody web series has launched. Kara Thrace is joined by Inner-Baltar as she attempts to alert humanity to a new threat.  Will Starbuck be able to save the world…again? Can you figure out her code?  

  • May
    17th
    Catporation Web Series #1

    Cat video web series

    The Arrested Development of cat videos. Entrepreneurial feline Sherman decides to go into the land development business.

  • May
    5th
    DIY Face Masks

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    In this segment I wrote for The Wonderly Way, Christine and Hannah experiment with easy, all natural    face masks. Spoiler alert: Hannah eats guac off Christine’s face (epic).

  • Apr
    19th
    Windowsill Gardening

    windowsill gardening

    In celebration of Earth Day, here’s a Wonderly Way segment I wrote on the subject of growing your own veggies from leftover veggie-parts!

  • Apr
    15th
    Mackerelmore – Bait Shop

    mackerelmore

    We just released out parody of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ “Thrift Shop.”  Note: It’s full of fish.  Enjoy!

  • Apr
    10th
    Speak Dothraki Like Drogo

    dothraki

    I wrote this segment for The Wonderly Way, which is a weekly (Thursdays!) show hosted by Christine Weatherup and Hannah Kelly and directed by Matt Enlow.  So, if you wanna impress your Game of Thrones-loving friends, check it out!      

  • Mar
    22nd
    The Fresh Dowager of Downton

    Fresh Dowager of Downton

    I recently released this Downton Abbey meets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parody video! Enjoy!  

  • Feb
    24th
    Off-Kilter-Critters

    confused fish

    Enter the world of slightly chemically imbalanced animals: http://off-kilter-critters.blogspot.com    

  • Feb
    24th
    Sock Puppet Burlesque

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    Enter the world of stripper socks and other dirty laundry. http://sockpuppetburlesque.com

  • Feb
    24th
    My Pet Hellhound

    MPHBoard

    MY PET HELLHOUND is a short animation currently in pre-production.  It tells the story of a  misunderstood hellhound and his unlikely friendship with an imaginative tomboy.   Here’s a sneak peek at the storyboards by artist Vincent Lee:

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